🍼 Now hiring: age 0–4

Your baby just got a
work-from-home job.

Tiny Baby WFH turns your keyboard into a safe, colorful, musical playground. Every smash pops letters, shapes and sounds on screen β€” and nothing else gets clicked, closed, or emailed to your boss.

Free Β· No installs Β· No accounts Β· Works with keyboard, touch & mouse

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keystrokes logged on this device
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emails accidentally sent
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minutes of hot coffee reclaimed

Built for tiny hands.
Approved by tired parents.

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Smash-proof mode

Goes fullscreen and swallows every key press β€” shortcuts, function keys, the works β€” so random smashing can't close tabs or wander off.

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Instant onboarding

No downloads, no sign-ups, no HR paperwork. Open the page, clock in, hand over the keyboard. Baby starts day one immediately.

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All inputs welcome

Keyboard bashing, screen tapping, mouse waving β€” everything makes something happen. Mouse moves even leave a sparkle trail.

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Four office branches

Work from the Home Office, Outer Space, Under the Sea, or the Garden. Each branch has its own colors, characters and mood.

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Musical, not maddening

Every key plays a gentle note from a scale that always sounds nice β€” even 200 smashes per minute stays weirdly pleasant.

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Private by design

Everything runs in your browser. No tracking, no data collection, no baby analytics startup. The smash count stays on your device.

How it works

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Clock in

Hit the big button. The screen goes fullscreen and locks into play mode.

2

Hand over the keyboard

Baby smashes away. Letters pop, notes play, confetti flies. Career satisfaction: immediate.

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Drink your coffee while it's hot

When the shift ends, clock out and get a performance review with the full smash report.

πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§ The Parent Panel

Baby can't find it. You can. Three ways in:

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Hold the top-left corner of the screen for 2 seconds

or
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Type the word parent on the keyboard

or
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Press Ctrl + Shift + P together

Inside you can switch themes, toggle sound and sparkles, reduce motion for sensitive eyes, go emoji-only, re-enter fullscreen, or clock out entirely.